A bag of money can be a symbol not only of wealth, but also of tremendous inflation.I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as them.I wouldn’t exactly say I’m lazy, but it’s a good thing that breathing is a reflex.I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.Dear math exercise book, kindly grow up finally and solve your own problems!.Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.Come over to the dark side…we’ve got candy.Children in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause children!.Change is inevitable, except from a parking meter.I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet.How many times must I flush before you finally go away?.There’s still a bit of bullshit left on your mouth. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble. Hearing voices in your head is normal.He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it. If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it.My opinion of you has dropped significantly lower since then. I used to think that you were a pain in the neck.I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I saw it going by this morning, waving at me and winking.
I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent. That was until I bought a bag of potato chips. All my life I thought air was for free. Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. After millions of years of evolution, you’re kind of a disappointment. A true optimist is the guy who falls off a skyscraper and after 50 floors thinks to himself – well, so far so good!. A train station is where the train stops. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent so clearly unarmed. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. Seems I’m going to have a seriously exciting December! I read married couples have sex about 74 times per year. Ah well, so now I have loads to do tomorrow. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. Funny can describe people, jokes and stories, things that happen, or anything that makes people laugh. It is not used to describe people (except for comic writers/actors). Comic is used especially to talk about writing and drama or things that are funny in a deliberate and theatrical way. Humorous is more about showing that you see the humour in a situation, than actually making people laugh out loud. a funny/humorous/comic party/game/evening. Hilarious extremely funny funny, amusing, humorous or comic? Amusing is the most general of these words because it includes the idea of being fun as well as making people laugh and can be used to describe events, activities and occasions: an amusing party/game/evening Many of the scenes in the book are richly comic. a humorous look at the world of fashion. Humorous funny and entertaining showing a sense of humour: Witty clever and amusing able to say or write clever and amusing things: funny that makes you laugh:Įntertaining that you enjoy watching, listening to, doing or experiencing: 
Synonyms funny funny amusing ▪ entertaining ▪ witty ▪ humorous ▪ comic ▪ hilarious These words all describe somebody/something that makes you laugh or smile.
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